I FEEL SO LOCKED OUT or WTF?

So I finally get a day off yesterday.  I decided to do the right thing and clean and do laundry.  Things went great for the first half of the day.  Room half cleaned and kicking ass on laundry. 

Enter Vodka and Diet!!

Enter Nap!!  Oh nap how I love you!!

Chatted with AS after I woke and decided to go to (sexual orientation warning here) the local gay bar.   (ask AS about our arrangement if you dare) Had a great time and met a really cool guy. 

Enter more Vodka and Diet!!

Got home and tried to get into the house but my key would not work.   Fumb Ducking key!!  After about 30 minutes trying (that is about five minutes in sober time) I decided to just walk in through the back door.  Viola!!!  I AM IN!!! 

Back to Pablo and this morning.  I went outside to have a smoke and I hear a phone ringing.  Could not figure out where the ringing was coming from. 

Pablo says “it’s your phone…” and points to the middle of the yard.  WTF? 

To my surprise it was AS calling to wake me up.  I went back to go in the house and my keys were still sitting by the door.  WTF? 

Bicycle laying on its side. WTF?

Went looking for my wallet and found my house key on a SEPARATE key chain that I did not try last night… WTF?

Enter Vodka and Diet!! 

Move along!!!  Nothing more here!!